Texas Heat!
It’s official – I am moving to Texas ya’ll! The Lone Star state – here I come. Now let me be clear about two things – I am NOT going to be a Dallas Cowboy fan – oh no I am a hardcore Redskins fan – even in these sad times – and my phone number isn’t changing! The only thing along those lines that will change is when you call me a few weeks from now I plan on being as close to naked as I can get – and hotter than EVER. But you don’t need to wait - its still plenty steamy here on the East Coast – so come on give me a call – let me prove that to you. 1-800-811-0487 and you can find me online – HotJerseyMama@yahoo.com. I think I’ll keep that moniker – now come on by and say HOWDY! (And let me know if they don’t actually say HOWDY in Texas – I’m a Texas virgin!)
