Daily Archives: December 8, 2010

Horniest time of the year

I just love the holidays!   Decorating the tree, wrapping presents and of course, egg nog!  This time of year is not only the jolliest, but it is the horniest!  Think of me as your personal Christmas gift – unwrap me and play with me in every way you want.  We’ll have a great time talking about all of your hot… (more…)

Ho Ho Ho!

Merry Christmas baby!  I know you wonderful guys have been waiting for some new pix from me and I finally got that big ass of mine in gear and I’m starting to take some new ones and JUST in time for the holidays! My condo is decorated, the tree is up the lights are beautiful and don’t I look good… (more…)

Get Some

Summer is finally winding down and I wanna wind you up!   My body and my voice work together to get your harder and hotter than ever before.  I want to give you the best time possible on the phone.  Now, if you click my link at the end of this post, you’ll find out more about me and see some… (more…)

For a Good Time, Call Jamie!

You know I am a self-described good time girl and I mean that sincerely!  If you’re old enough to remember when there WAS a double-standard (is there still one – I wouldn’t know being over 40 and some by n0w) but I do!  And I never really understood that – a girl who gave out was a tramp but the… (more…)

What’s A Girl Gotta Do?

NBA, Stanley Cup, Oil Spills, Markets Tumbling, War is Raging….COME FUCKING ON!!!! A girl needs a BREAK!! Why isn’t my phone ringing??? You know I need your support, so LET’S GO! I know how busy you are but why sit there with blue balls when you coul…

Built for Comfort NOT for Speed!

Hi there Collette here and I really AM clearly built for comfort!  Take a real good look at me – isn’t that body something!  It’s a smooth ride all right!  I know I look different than the majority of the cuties you generally see around here – but believe me this big beautiful body knows how to MOVE and I… (more…)

I Love Mother’s Day!

Well it’s Mothers Day Weekend and I sincerely hope all of your HORNY BOYS are thinking about you special mama’s – and I know I am one of them!  Now you don’t have to send me flowers – although I DO like flowers – you don’t have to send me a card  -  I like cards too!  What I REALLY… (more…)

Auntie Kay Wants YOU!

Yes honey your very special Auntie Kay wants you – you know how good its going to be when you feel the loving embrace of Aunt Karen and the feel of that big, soft lush body pushing against you.  Auntie knows all about how boys are – I know you want your cock hard and the loving, knowing hand of… (more…)

Touchdown!

That was some game, huh? So how about scoring with me? Oh yes, give me a call and you will be sure to score with me. I don’t know all the football lingo, but I know you will get what you want on the first try with me. I’m sexy, smart and dirty – what more could you want? For… (more…)