The Earth DID Move!
Hello lover well you sure had me going this morning shortly after 5AM – I was like WOW BABY now THAT”S what I’m talking about! And then I realized – it was not my lover (any of them, hahaha) at all but something else entirely!
Yes it WAS an EARTHQUAKE! As many of you know I do live in a suburb of Washington, DC and the epicenter of this thing was VERY close to my condo! The entire building shook, my BED shook, it woke me up! Now I know any veterans of the famous California quakes must be snickering at we wussies here in the mid-Atlantic but it WAS a major earthquake FOR THE AREA, it was 3.6 on the Richter scale. Fortunately it caused no damage at all and no injuries but did create quite the buzz locally!
Now here’s the deal – call me – 1-800-811-0487 and mention EARTHQUAKE and I take $5 off your call! Now let’s do it – you and I can make the earth move again I know it!
I’ll be waiting…..www.auntie-phone-sex.com/matureellen.com and see my slideshow at www.steamyphonesex.com/ellenshow/ellen.htm!
(And PS I am online at ellensofine@yahoo.com and follow me on Twitter at Ellensofine@twitter.com)
Ellen
