Big Girls Don’t Cry…..

No THIS big girl sure doesn’t cry – but I moan and groan and giggle and make a lot of noise when I am really having fun, and I have the absolutely MOST fun when I’m on the phone with one of my many phone fans – and believe me when I tell you – I am ONE HEALTHY BIG GIRL and I have a huge appetite – everything I do I try to do big – and that includes phonesex!  Now take a look at my body – its all real honey!  You know what I started to develop in 4th grade – remember 4th-6th grade – there was always ONE little – usually dark haired – girl who had BA-ZOOMS at an early age!  No I am NOT the usual skinny blonde cheerleader, FAR from it.  But as much fun as those skinny blondes seemed to have I guarantee I was having MORE fun in back of the bleachers!  Since the first little boy started at my melons – I knew I had SOMETHING, and I do don’t I!  The boys have never stopped staring at them and as the years passed – junior high schoo, high school and beyond – the MEN started looking and I REALLY loved that!  I love showing them off – they are spectacular aren’t they – and I can do amazing things with them too!  Call me – 1-866-811-7387 and have yourself a nice BIG helping of Collette!  Don’t be shy theres PLENTY to go around!