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Want to Get Me Naked?

Hi there its Candy – and I want to invite you to call me – toll free – at 1-888-832-2517 make sure you have a messenger service ready (I like Yahoo but I can use Windows Live, Dell Video Chat, Skype and Eyeball Chat) and lets have a real good time – I am happy to get completely naked for… (more…)

Auntie Kay Wants YOU!

Yes honey your very special Auntie Kay wants you – you know how good its going to be when you feel the loving embrace of Aunt Karen and the feel of that big, soft lush body pushing against you.  Auntie knows all about how boys are – I know you want your cock hard and the loving, knowing hand of… (more…)

March Madness

Hi there – and welcome March!  I for one am glad to see the end (hopefully) to this winter!  And I don’t know if its early spring fever or relief over the snow and ice going away but I am feeling HORNY!   I guess you could say spring is in the air and so are my legs! Call me and… (more…)

Lets Get KINKY!

Hey tiger bet I know what YOU’RE looking for – something different!  Something especially kinky!  Something so tabu it will blow your mind! Take a look at me honey – hmmm I look good don’t I – and I will tease you and please you and then I will surprize you with something VERY special right in between my legs! … (more…)

Date with Sandy!

Well hi there this is Sandy and I am taking a moment to write this before I have to get ready for my date tonight – oh yeah its Friday night and I love to have a hot date on a Friday night – get the weekend kicked off right – something special about a Friday night date! First I’m… (more…)

Big Girls Don’t Cry…..

No THIS big girl sure doesn’t cry – but I moan and groan and giggle and make a lot of noise when I am really having fun, and I have the absolutely MOST fun when I’m on the phone with one of my many phone fans – and believe me when I tell you – I am ONE HEALTHY BIG… (more…)

Olympic Gold!

So I guess we’re all watching something on the Olympics – I love the winter Olympics – the bobsled, the ice skating, the downhill skiing!  I loved the skateboarding too, Shaun White is ALWAYS entertaining and I admit I was a slow fan of this as an Olympic event but there is most definitely skill, ability and talent involed. Now… (more…)

The Blizzards of 2010

Well here I am in the Washington DC area – site of the recent record breaking two – count em two – blizzards in a row!  I have never seen so much snow at once in my life- I think it snowed for a week!  Now its true the main roads and so on are pretty clear – although there… (more…)

I May Look Nice…..

But I am really VERY naughty – beyond naughty I AM a very dirty girl and I love nothing as much as I love getting off on the phone with you!  Call me at 1-877-814-0969 and find out just how hot THIS sweet looking girl can get! I have absolutely no restrictions on our call – we can go as… (more…)

Blizzard on the East Coast

Well here I sit – and as many of you know I am in a suburb of the nation’s capital – and a HUGE snow storm is covering the entire area AND there are actual blizzard warnings for a couple of adjacent counties – I am not going anywhere over the next few days things are really snowed in around… (more…)

Hello Neighbor…

Hi there its Ellen – 800-811-0487 – and many of you know me well and the rest of you should catch up, LOL.  I give real good calls – and as I have often said I think it’s because I love what I do so much – now just because I am so crazy addicted to my fun on the… (more…)

Everybody Needs Some Redhead…..

Oh yes everybody NEEDS a little bit of hot, redhead SEX once in a while!  And you know its true what they say about we redheads – we ARE fiery and hot blooded and I am ALWAYS ready for a good time!  I’ve been single a long time – now don’t get me wrong I admire monogamous relationships and old… (more…)

I’m Like a SMOOTH Stretch of Highway….

You know that old expression built for comfort not for speed?  Thats me baby – ane what a smooth ride it is – imagine losing yourself in this big and lucscious body of mine – all curves all soft all yours – and feel me wrap those legs around you you can get lost in it can’t you – and… (more…)

I’ll Show you mine ….

I’ll show you mine if you show me yours – better yet call me – and remember it is toll free – 1-877-814-0969 – and I promise to give you the call of your life!  I LOVE phonesex – its the best EVER way to scratch that itch and we ALL have that itch don’t we,  I sure do!  I’ve… (more…)

Tell Auntie Kay -

That’s right you can tell Auntie Kay anything at all my special boy – hmmmmm I know what happens when you see your special Auntie Kay – wearing those silk stockings and heels – wearing those clothes that show off her body – I know a boy gets a stiffie in his pants when he looks at me now don’t… (more…)

Ready to Play!

Hello there its Ellen – and I want to share with you that I just finished up one of the most hectic and long weeks ever – I had some work done in my condo – no big deal – little repair and replacement in the laundry room – but I think every day of the entire week I had… (more…)

Big Love

Hello there – I’m Collette and I’m spending my afternoon on my big sofa with a warm fire going and watching some football – but there’s something missing – oh yes YOU!  Now like any other person I can get into some good football on a Sunday afternoon but even better is sharing it with someone to cuddle with, and… (more…)

How About Some Afternoon Delight….

Let’s do it in broad daylight!  That’s what I’m talking about!  You know I’m kind of a kinky girl – no taboos or restrictions ever – and I like how it feels to do something I don’t know especially naughty on occasion, and I’ve done plenty!  And I have to say that there is absolutely nothing LIKE a nice hot… (more…)

Its 2010 – Lets Get Kinky!

Its a New Year and I think the BEST way to really kick start the New Year is with something really different – and daring – and yes KINKY and what could be kinkier than getting it on with a pretty blonde chick with a dick!  That’s right – I know its something you have thought of from time to… (more…)

Start the New Year in Comfort -

Hi I’m Collette and I want to offer you the SMOOTHEST most cushiony ride of your life – take a good look at me – I AM a big girl – I’ve beem a big girl since I was 12 years old and these great big breasts developed, they are spectacular aren’t they.  I don’t think I am fat, I… (more…)